Score: 10

"bLAM"

submission: lordofthematrixwars

date: November 2, 2005

The fact that this was beaten by a Mario cartoon is pretty funny.

Score: 6

"duh it potentially has potentiallish potential"

submission: Billy's Magical Power

date: April 5, 2005

this is the first of your cartoons i laughed out loud in my pants at. i'm not even sure why it's so funny, but it is.

Score: 9

"yes!"

submission: Kill The Pacman

date: August 26, 2004

awesome game, i mean you combined the two best things ever; pacman, and uh.. jumping on pacman with an umbrella or some such shit. addicting stuff, thank you.

Score: 10

"guns is hilarious"

submission: Shooty McPistol

date: August 4, 2004

I originally typed a review here, but because I used "a certain word that is not allowed", it didn't work and the whole thing got erased, and I'm not re-typing it. So anyway, my point was that you shouldn't have censored yourself for a bunch of whiny, humorless online kids who don't know shit about fuck.

And seriously, this is a ripoff of Stabby McGee as much as Stabby McGee is a ripoff of Mr. Stabby. Only in this case the accusation is even more ridiculous. In case I didn't make it clear, most Newgrounds users are terrible.

Score: 10

"genius"

submission: Super Utensil 3000

date: June 13, 2004

the best thing ever is that the guy at the start had all those utensils for a banana. great stuff, man.

Score: 10

"surprise ending!"

submission: Ultross Strikes

date: May 27, 2004

OH THE AUDIUOO MAN THE AUDIO WAHATATS WITH THE AUDIOIOIO WHAT MAN THE AUDIO NO NO WHAT NO HUH NO YOU SHOULD AUDIO THE AUDIO

Score: 10

"YES"

submission: Lobster The Lobster:Ep 8

date: May 24, 2004

TRUE

Score: 7

"g"

submission: Decline of Video Gaming

date: April 7, 2004

ha ha it's funny becuase video games have a lot of sequels ha ha

maybe i'd appreciate this more if i actually played video games. there were some funny ideas in this, but the scenes with the three characters making jokey comments about video games were pretty lame and didn't really add much the the cartoon at all. overall i think it would have been much better if you'd just shown the video game parodies, leaving out the "we are nerdy gamers and we make funny observations" jokes. there's enough of that in the seventy thousand videogame webcomics out there.

anyway, animation was nice, and i kind of liked the metal gear solid parody.

Score: 10

"BACKWARDS RUNNING"

submission: how it will end.

date: January 29, 2004

so you're interested in chewing and/or eating broken glass

<3 <3 <3

Score: 10

"shut up"

submission: All Ng-Ranks

date: January 27, 2004

that was the nerdiest thing i've ever seen. it's lame enough when pretentious online kids make shitty tutorials on "how to draw a clock!" or some such shit that anyone could figure out if they actually cared. at least some of those aren't completely boring and unoriginal though.

and learn to fucking spell.